"We are not hypocrites when we sleep." ~ William Hazlitt

Saturday, November 7, 2009

I Spent the Night with Hell Boy

What a strange dream, and I don't even like the Hell Boy movies. All I remember is me in some busy downtown area, trying to save the world with him somehow. At some point we were underground, in a tunnel, and he was trying to take a shower and I had to hold him down and scrub his head with soap. He was complaining the whole time. He's naked of course, so we start making out.

Then a bunch of bad guys show up, they shoot him and he falls. Of course, suddenly his clothes and outfit is back on. I start crying and start running through all sorts of other hallways with glass doors on the side, some of them with doctors names on them. Then I went back to him, and the bad guys are going to shoot him while he's there on the floor. I throw myself upon him and beg that they not kill him. I look at Hell Boy and he opens one of his eyes, winks at me and whispers 'trust me, baby' and gets up, whipping out his huge guns and blowing them all to kingdom come~ then I start arguing with him about how many people he's killed. He tries to smooch me again but suddenly we get more bad news from someone saying someone else is in peril and we need the money to save them.

Suddenly, I'm in an elevator going up towards the main street of downtown, and I step out on the street and have to run across traffic to go into someone's office to grab a large check that needs to be deposited immediately. I grab it after convincing several receptionists that I need to go in there, and I see the check is for $7558 dollars and .00 cents. I run back to the elevator across the street, get in a warehouse elevators and see there are two cars in it as well. One of them is mine.

The elevator goes down to the tunnel, the door opens and there is Hell Boy, holding a bunch of documents in one hand, and shooting away bad guys with another, while he is on a rickety bridge between two underground cliffs over molten lava. I start screaming for him because I don't want him to fall.

Thats about it.